Demon: Hey, Slayer! You know, I wasn't expecting company. Give me a minute and I'll have the place tidied up for you.

FAITH: You got the books?

Demon: Well, that depends. You got my money?

Faith slugs him.

Demon: You're tough in negotiations and I respect that. Check 'em out. Now ah, that is quality merchandise. That's worth five grand easy.

FAITH: Books of Ascenscion.

Demon: Mm hmm. Original editions and everything. Uh, great condition. Okay, it's a little worn on one spine, some slight foxing, but otherwise, perfect. Now, the five grand, it's ah, you know, negotiable.

FAITH: I don't like to haggle.

• Buffy vs the Mayor

written by: Douglas Petrie; . Full transcript at:
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