ANDREW: OK, here's another interesting thing: how come the slayer's always a girl?

DAWN: I dunno. 'Cause girls are cooler?

ANDREW: I think a guy slayer would be badass. Like?like if there was this ninja, a guy slayer would be like, "you may be silent, but this'll shut you up." Hiya!

DAWN: Buffy could stomp ninja ass.

ANDREW: The silent warrior? Ha ha?I think not. She can't even slay that special vampire. Everyone's saying.

DAWN: Well everyone should shut up. And you should stop pretending anybody here is your friend.

ANDREW: And also, why's she so about saving Spike? He's a worse killer than me by... a way lot.

DAWN: Spike was being controlled by The First. And he has a soul now. Besides, we need his help.

ANDREW: What about me? Did it ever occur to anyone that I could be a lot more useful around here? I used to be an evil genius. Hello?

DAWN: And what was your genius thing?

ANDREW: Well, um, raising demons mostly. OK, so, not for now, but also there was planning. There were, um, blueprints. I can be in this, kicking it righteous. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah.

DAWN: Buffy said if you talked enough, I'm allowed to kill you.

ANDREW: Not even.

DAWN: Even.

ANDREW: License to kill, huh? Pretty cool. You know, Timothy Dalton never got his props 'cause he came in at the end of an old regime, but he had it goin' on. He went rogue with the Broccolis. They were just treading water, stylistically.

DAWN: Is there a language that you're speaking?

ANDREW: (pouts) I'm so alone.

DAWN: Then maybe you shouldn't've killed your only friend.

ANDREW: I hate that. You don't even know.

DAWN: I don't plan to.

ANDREW: The slayer's not getting it done. I have got my ear to the ground, and that's the word. (Dawn walks off, he calls after her) Do you wanna play "Kevin Bacon"?

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/133_tran.php