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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Rescued Woman to Angel: You did this for publicity? from Conviction (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
(a dark alley. A woman is attacked by a vampire)
WOMAN: Please, you don't have to do this. I can get you money. You don't have... Somebody help! Aah! Aah!
(Angel arrives dramatically)
ANGEL: Doesn't sound like the lady's interested. Maybe you're coming off as too needy.
(fight. Angel wins.)
WOMAN: What ju—I don't understand.
ANGEL: Look, don't try. Just get yourself home and stay out of dark alleys. You'll be all right.
GIRL: But...who are you?
ANGEL: It doesn't matter.
(suddenly, W&H commandos arrive
HAUSER: Angel! (to CB) Area's secure. Angel is unharmed. Hostiles contained. Sweep area and confirm. (to Angel) Angel, sir.
LAWYER: Angel!
HAUSER: We got report of your movement and came for backup.
ANGEL: But—
HAUSER: I'm Agent Hauser. I run your operations team.
LAWYER: Angel! Hi. Glad we caught you. Really would— (to notary) Get the forms from her. (to Angel) Really would prefer it if you didn't leave a rescue scenario until we had a chance to control the scene. Of course, that is your decision, sir, but—
ANGEL: How did you guys—
LAWYER: Tracking monitor in your lapel. And what a time-saver, too, huh?
NOTARY: (to Woman) This is to confirm that you have been rescued by Angel, C.E.O. and President of Wolfram and Hart, and this is to indemnify Wolfram and Hart—
LAWYER: If we can just get a couple pictures of you two, that would be great. Now, uh, the vampire that you terminated, he actually did work for one of your clients. So, but, hey! First week, no one will squawk, ok?
WOMAN: (to Angel) You run a law firm?
ANGEL: No. I mean... well, sort of. Well, just lately.
NOTARY: (to the girl) I need you to initial here concerning your immortal soul.
WOMAN: You did this for publicity?
ANGEL: No! I help... the helpless.
LAWYER: Would you like me to bring your car around, sir? Or anything at all? Mocha? Latte? Decaf?
written by: Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x01_tran2.php
