(Dorm room. Buffy is on the phone.)

BUFFY: I mean, can you believe her? First she acts like she has sit privileges at my lunch table just because some computer had to make us cellmates.

WILLOW: I'm sure it's not easy for her. She's not like you, she doesn't know anybody here.

BUFFY: Fine. But what about my sweater. You can't believe the stuff that I have to put up with.

(Willow's dorm room. There's a loud party going on.)

WILLOW: Yeah, I guess it's hard... uh... but I'm sure the sweater thing was an accident.

(A nerf football hits her in the head.)

BUFFY: I don't know Will... I think she's just coming back from the bathroom. I'll call you back.

Kathy: Don't forget to log those calls.

(Buffy discovers that Kathy has written her name on everything in the fridge. Meanwhile, Kathy picks up a paperback only to find it was sitting on gum.)

Kathy: Ewww! Who left their gum here?

BUFFY: Gum gnome?

Kathy: It wasn't me! It had to be somebody, Buffy!

BUFFY: (Swallows the gum she had been chewing.) I don't know.

(They both get into bed in a snit. Buffy has terrible demon dreams, in which some sort of mist is sucked out of her, and wakes up with a start.)

Kathy: Do you always make that noise when you sleep?

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
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