Xander: Your mom's Bogarting the chips!
from Killed by Death (Season 2)

JOYCE: Here you go, honey. Peanut butter and jelly, without the crust, just the way you like it.

BUFFY: And the juice?

JOYCE: Two parts orange, one part grapefruit.

BUFFY: That's my drink.

JOYCE: I measured it exactly.

BUFFY: Oh, mom?

JOYCE: Mm-hm?

BUFFY: I wanted crunchy peanut butter.

JOYCE: Oh, sorry.

BUFFY: A-and I said extra jelly.

JOYCE: Anything to help my daughter get well.

WILLOW: Oh, and while you're up, could I get a refill? It's just I'm so comfortable.

JOYCE: Of course.

WILLOW: Thanks.

XANDER: Oh, oh, oh, (holds up an empty bag) and another bag of cheesy chips.

JOYCE: Uh, you ate the last one.

XANDER: No, there's another bag hidden behind the raisins.

JOYCE: I'm on it. (leaves)

XANDER: (to Buffy) Your mom's tryin' to Bogart the cheesy chips. What's that all about?


Credits:
written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/30killed.html
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