WILLOW: And it's not like I've been gone for that long, and I've already done all the reading that I missed. And I can sign up for?

PROFESSOR: Willow, Willow, it's OK. We'll get you caught up in no time.

WILLOW: Really?

PROFESSOR: What am I gonna say? No, I don't want my best student back in my class? Well, of course I noticed that drop-off in your grades at mid-term last year, and I was concerned?

WILLOW: Yeah, that was?

PROFESSOR: But then?viola. You turned it around and aced all your finals like?boom. Magic.

WILLOW: (nervous laugh) Yeah, similar to, but, um...

PROFESSOR: Look, come see me during office hours tomorrow and we'll see about what we need to do to get you caught up, all right?

WILLOW: OK. Thanks, professor. (professor leaves, Willow spots Anya and waves) Anya! Anya!

ANYA: Willow, hi! What're you doing here?

WILLOW: Oh, I'm starting back up at school again! Yeah, I can't believe how great everyone's been. I-I was a little worried, but I already have books and homework and they even said they'd give me periodic surprise quizzes just to make up for the ones that I missed, and... Wh-what're you doing here? Walking out of the fraternity house in the middle of the day?

ANYA: Uh, um... I have a new boyfriend now. He lives here.

WILLOW: That's great.

ANYA: Yeah, we just had lots and lots of sex.

WILLOW: OK. This is so great. I am so happy to see you've? (Willow sees blood on Anya's hand) moved on.

ANYA: Yeah, we're tremendously happy together. Now, um, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for something important.

WILLOW: Uh, OK. See you later.

• Willow &/vs Anya

written by: Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/127_tran.php