ANDREW: This is Xander and Anya Interview Number 1 for "Buffy, a Slayer of the Vampyrs."

ANYA: That's what you're calling it?

ANDREW: Either that or "Buffy, the Slayer Who Knew No Fear."

XANDER: I like that one.

ANDREW: Thank you, Xander. That's sweet of you. I understand that exactly one year ago today you left Anya at the altar. Any comment on that?

XANDER: Whoa. What the hell?

ANDREW: I just think people will be interested.

ANYA: I know I am. What do you have to say for yourself one year later?

XANDER: I've apologized enough, that's what I have to say.

ANDREW: But you think it was something that called for an apology?

XANDER: Well, yes.

ANDREW: So you don't think it was the right thing to do.

ANYA: Of course he doesn't think it was the right thing to do.

XANDER: It was the right thing to do.

ANYA: What?

ANDREW: Interesting. I think we're getting something here.

XANDER: Look, Anya, if I had married you, it would have been against everything I thought was best. It wouldn't have worked.

ANYA: But we?we still spark. I mean, I get jealous of you. You get jealous of me. You still love me.

ANDREW: Is that true, Xander? Do you still love her?

(later, Andrew is watching the videotape)

ANYA: You keep dodging the question.

XANDER: I don't mean to. It's just?you know how I feel, right? And you were the one who didn't want to keep seeing each other.

ANYA: And here's where we hop on the merry-go-round of rotating knives. I blame you, and you blame me, and we both end up all cut to shreds. Please just tell? Do you still love me?

XANDER: Yes. I still love you. I always will. I just don't know if that means anything for us anymore.

ANYA: Well, I love you too. I don't know if that means anything either.

XANDER: Well, it's nice to hear. I'm not gonna find anyone out there like you, am I?

ANYA: Doesn't seem likely.

XANDER: I guess I'm more replaceable, obviously.

ANYA: No. There's no one like you, Xander. You were willing to stand up to danger, even when your hands had no weapons. You were ready to protect me with your life.

XANDER: Yeah, I guess we fit together pretty good.

ANYA: We fit together great.

XANDER: You know, sometimes, I want to be back in your life.

ANYA: I hope you know you never left my heart.

(Practically in tears, Andrew rewinds the tape to watch it again)

XANDER: I'm not gonna find anyone out there like you, am I?

ANYA: Doesn't seem likely.

• Xander & Anya

written by: Jane Espenson; originally transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/138_tran.php