(student lounge)

WILLOW: Thanks for coming with. Hunting for a psychopathic superbitch is definitely in the above and beyond category.

TARA: It's okay, really. So, what do we do if we find her?

WILLOW: Run, flee, maybe skedadlle. We're not here to engage. This is strictly recon.

(Tara smiles.)

WILLOW: What?

TARA: You said "recon". You're like "Cool Monster Fighter"!

WILLOW: Well, technically, Faith isn't a monster. And as far as fighting, I'd be lucky to bruise her fist with my face.

TARA: Oh.

WILLOW: What?

TARA: Face-punching, I'm not so good with the whole..

(she imitates throwing punches rather badly)

WILLOW: Swimming?

TARA: Violence.

WILLOW: Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five."

TARA: Five-by-five? Five what by five what?

WILLOW: See, that's the thing. No-one knows. Buffy can handle Faith and you're plenty safe with me.

TARA: So, um.......we recon till nightfall?

WILLOW: Then the ritual hiding begins.

TARA: Oh.

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written by: Douglas Petrie; . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/transcripts/71_tran.htm