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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Demon: Oh, *that* Angelus. Yeah, in here all the time running his mouth. Look at me, I'm so evil. Real jackass. from Release (Season 4) | Next Clip in Episode |
DEMON: Come on. I bruise easy.
FAITH: Gee, I wonder what color you'll be when I'm done.
(smashes his head into the bar again)
DEMON: Ow!
(A vampire comes at Wesley, but Wesley aims his shotgun at the vampire. )
WESLEY: Let's not, shall we?
VAMPIRE A: It's cool, dude. No worries.
DEMON: I don't remember anything. I was drunk. I thought she was 18.
FAITH: I'm gonna work real hard on the not understanding that, lumpy.
DEMON: Frances. (Faith pushes the demon's head into the bar again) Ow!
VAMPIRE B: Break his head open. See if there's any candy.
DEMON: Hey, what do I look like, a piñata?
FAITH: Ooh, let's find out. (goes to bash his head again)
DEMON: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ease off the contusion. What do you want to know?
WESLEY: Where's Angelus?
DEMON: Who? (Faith bashes his head on the bar again) Ow!
FAITH: We've been breathing stale beer and blood half the night in piss holes like this.
WESLEY: Guess where it led us.
DEMON: Look, I'm telling ya, I don't know nothing. On my mother's tumor. (notices a demon sneaking up behind Wes and Faith, intending to attack them; then cockily) And even if I did, I'd never yak to a couple of fleshbags that are about to get their internal organs sucked out of their—
WESLEY: (without looking, shoots behind him with the shotgun, nailing the would-be attacker in the face) Strom demon. Face should grow back. (cocks the shotgun) Eventually.
FAITH: Think yours will?
DEMON: Oh, *that* Angelus. Yeah, in here all the time running his mouth. Look at me, I'm so evil. Real jackass. Never liked him. I'm on your side.
(Faith hits the demon's head against the bar again)
WESLEY: Where is he?
DEMON: I don't know. I swear. He was in here earlier giving us the blah blah blah, and then he started mumbling to himself like a big pretty freak, and then...he slipped into the back.
FAITH: Back where?
written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/80_tran.php