(Frat house attic. Oz and Xander arrives bearing equipment)

Guy 3: Okay, watch your step, boys. Paint's still wet in a few spots.

Guy 2: Thanks for the loan, man. Our sound system sucks.

OZ: Mi casio es su casio.

XANDER: (points at the pentagram) Well, that's an interesting little design. What does it mean?

Guy 3: No - clue. I got it out of this book. There is a lot of really cool stuff about...

XANDER: Ooh, grapes! (Picks up a grape) Wow, peeled. You guys know how to spoil your guests.

Guy 2: Eyeballs, man. Blindfold chicks and have them stick their hands in the bowl and tell them it's eyeballs. They love that.

XANDER: And here I was wasting time buying them flowers and complimenting them on their shoes. So, you go through the whole house of horrors downstairs and it ends up here. Sweet. You fratly guys have a nice setup.

Guy 2: Hey, mighty, mighty Alpha Delts. You should think about pledging.

OZ: Oh, Xander is a civilian.

Guy 2: Ah! Townie, huh? Didn't know. He looked so normal. You sure we should let him come to the party, Oz?

XANDER: Hey, standing right here.

(Scary sound effects start to play loudly. Oz looks at the speakers unhappily. )

Guy 2: Cranking.

XANDER: (to Oz) You're sensing a disturbance in the force, master?

OZ: (pulling out pocket knife) Ah, the left speaker is crackling a little bit.

XANDER: And you feel stabbing it is the proper solution?

OZ: I'm just going to trim the wire. It might be a short.... Ah!

XANDER: Oz?

OZ: Cut myself. It's okay.

(He walks over shaking his hand. Some blood drops on the symbol on the floor. )

XANDER: Playing with knives, fun, yes, but not safe. And when you bleed to death I've got dibs on your equipment.

(A ripple runs over the symbol, but no one notices one of the plastic spiders at its edge coming alive and crawling away. )

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
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