XANDER: I can't do this!

BUFFY: Xander, come on.

XANDER: I, I can't! I have my pride! Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this!

WILLOW: A dramatic scene is the easiest way to get through the talent show, because it doesn't require an actual talent.

XANDER: But we have talent. We can do stuff. Buffy, uh...

BUFFY: What am I gonna do? Slay vampires on stage?

WILLOW: Maybe in a funny way!

XANDER: Willow, you can do stuff. Uh, the piano...

BUFFY: You play?

WILLOW: A little.

BUFFY: Well, that's cool. You can accompany us and we can *attempt* to sing.

WILLOW: Oh, i-in front of other people? Then, no, I don't play...

XANDER: Whatever happened to corporal punishment?

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written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/09puppet.html