(Spike's watching tv)

SPIKE: (to TV) Oh Pacey, you blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?

(Suddenly there's a banging on the door. Spike jumps up and turns off the TV. More banging and Harmony comes in, looking disheveled and nervous.)

SPIKE: Well, well, well. Looky here.

HARMONY: (anxiously) Is it safe? Has Buffy gotten to you yet? I saw her patrolling just now ... with a stake! She won't give up until she's killed me to death!

SPIKE: (skeptical) Buffy's looking for you.

HARMONY: Of course! That's why I'm on the lam. Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis!

SPIKE: Is that right. I must have missed the memo.

HARMONY: There was a mem-? (sighs) Spike, oh my god! This is like a real emergency! Uhh! I need a hideout so bad. You're my only hope. We're just gonna have to rise above ... our petty differences... Listen, Spike ... I'm desperate.

SPIKE: (still grinning, looking her up and down) Desperate, are you?

HARMONY: Come on, Spike. Pretty please? I'll do anything!

SPIKE: Anything, will you?

HARMONY: Yeah! I said I'll do anything.

(Spike raises his eyebrows.)

HARMONY: Ohhhh. You mean will I have sex with you? (shrugs casually, like "duh") Well, yeah.

• Spike & Harmony

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/82outofmymind.html