DREG: Perturbed, yet ultimately merciful-

(Glory sweeps a pile of shoeboxes off the sofa in annoyance.)

DREG: Please, don't-

GLORY: What is taking so long, Dreg? You told me snakey-wakey would find my key. Now why isn't he back here with a beautiful message for me?

DREG: I grovel like a bug, most silky and effervescent Glorificus- (She throws more shoeboxes at him) Glory! Glory. Your most fresh and cleanness, it's just a matter of time.

GLORY: (angrily) Ohh! Everything takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate that I'm on a schedule here? Tick, tock, Dreg! Tick frickin' tock!

(cut to Buffy & Giles chasing after the snake. When they get close, Buffy leaps out of the car, overtakes it and after some rodeo-style fighting, manages to kill it. We pan up to see she's unknowingly stopped it within sight of Glory's apartment.)

• Buffy vs Glory

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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