The Anne Rice routine
from School Hard (Season 2)
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SPIKE: Angelus!

ANGEL: Spike!

SPIKE: I'll be damned!

ANGEL: I taught you to always guard your perimeter. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should have someone out there.

SPIKE: I did. I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you?

ANGEL: Everything.

SPIKE: Yeah. Come up against this Slayer yet?

ANGEL: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog 'I'm all tortured' act. Keeps her off my back when I feed! (laughs)

SPIKE: (laughing) People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!

XANDER: I knew you were lying. Undead liar guy.

ANGEL: Wanna bite before we kill her?

(...)

SPIKE: I haven't seen you in the killing fields for an age.

ANGEL: I'm not much for company.

SPIKE: No, you never were. So, why're you so scared of this Slayer?

ANGEL: Scared?

SPIKE: Yeah. Time was you would've taken her out in a heartbeat. Now look at you. I bet this, uh, tortured thing is an act, right? You're not... housebroken?

ANGEL: I saw her kill the Master. Hey, you think you can take her alone? Be my guest. I'll just feed and run.

SPIKE: Don't be silly! We're all friends. We'll do it together. Let's drink to it.

(They both slowly lean in to Xander's neck. At the last moment Spike punches Angel in the face)

SPIKE: You think you can fool me?! You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda!

ANGEL: Things change.

SPIKE: Not us! Not demons! Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom! Come on, people! This isn't a spectator sport!


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written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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