(Spike is walking down by the docks)

SPIKE: Right. We can play cat and mouse all night.

(pulls Andrew by the lapels out from behind the fence)

SPIKE: Or I could wedgie you unconscious and be done with it. (lets him go)

ANDREW: Bravo. I see your senses seem to be as well-honed as your Viggo Mortensen pectorals.

SPIKE: What are you doin' out here, Andrew?

ANDREW: This is where the action is, bro. On the mean streets. Can you dig it?

SPIKE: Go back to Wolfram & Hart. Don't have time for games.

ANDREW: That's good, 'cause Andy ain't playin'.

(opens his overcoat to reveal several guns in the lining)

ANDREW: You're not the only one who's changed. Mr. Giles has been training me. I'm faster, stronger, and 82% more manly than the last time we—

(trips over something and falls to the ground. Looks down to see its the man who was trying to help Dana. Andrew screams real high, putting into question the whole 82% thing)

(...)

ANDREW: Well, mostly, I talk to Rupert. But we all check in. Xander's in Africa. He sent me an mbuna fish. And Willow and Kennedy are in brazil. They're based in Sao Paulo, but, um, every time I talk to them, they're in Rio. (seeing Spike sniffing) What's it smell like? Blood, I mean?

SPIKE: Oh...metallic, sorta. You ever taste a penny?

ANDREW: No. Wait... no.

SPIKE: Smells like that.

(Andrew spots a penny on the ground and picks it up; they continue walking)

SPIKE: So, uh...you heard from Buffy lately?

ANDREW: Yeah. Of course, uh...she's in Rome. Dawn's in school there. Italian school.

SPIKE: Well. Rome, eh? Never pegged her for the expatriate show.

ANDREW: Yeah. She was rounding slayers up in Europe, decided she liked it there, I guess. You think that, um...

(puts the penny in his mouth)

ANDREW: uhh. Uhh. Uhh.

(disgusted, he spits the penny out; it falls to the ground)

ANDREW: Think she needed a break from California. Wait a minute. She doesn't know you're alive, does she?

SPIKE: I don't think so. I mean... I don't know. Does she?

ANDREW: No. N-no. She can't. I mean... I—I would've heard about it. We would've had a conference call. Why haven't you told her?

SPIKE: (mimes a phone) Hello, Buffy. It's Spike. I didn't burn up like you thought. How are things?

ANDREW: Uh...do you want me to tell her? 'Cause I—I'm really good with those...uh, delicate personal—

SPIKE: No. Don't tell her. I'll take care of it.

ANDREW: Got it. You're a loner... playin' it cucumber, as in cool as a...

SPIKE: Just keep your mouth shut.

(Pan up to show that Dana is watching them walk by from a nearby rooftop.)

ANDREW: No problem, brother. You're a troubled hero. Creature of the night. El creatro del noche.

SPIKE: Please stop.

ANDREW: Living by his own rules. Unafraid of anything or anyone...

• Buffy & Spike
• Spike & Andrew

written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x11_tran.php