XANDER: (frantically) Giles will know what to do. He's *way* more calm than Buffy.

He turns a corner and sees the dead boys walking and laughing.

XANDER: Okay, I got a plan.

Bob: Hey, our wheels.

The group splits up, and Xander drives up between them, slowing down as if to stop. Parker is right up by the car, so Xander reaches out and grabs him.

PARKER: Hey!

Xander hits the gas and takes off, dragging Parker alongside.

PARKER: (scared) Stop! C'mon, man! Stop!

XANDER: Where's the bomb?!

PARKER: It's in, it's in the high school!

XANDER: In the school where?!

PARKER: Oh, God, this really, really hurts!

PARKER: Stop! It's in the, it's in the boiler room.

XANDER: Alright. Now I'm gonna ask you this once, and you better pray you get the answer right.

PARKER: (still scared) Okay, okay.

XANDER: How do I defuse...

He never finishes his question, because he drives too close to a curbside mailbox, and the impact knocks Parker's head off. Xander screams in horror at the sight and releases his hold on Parker's now- headless body.

XANDER: I probably should've left out that whole middle part.

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/47zeppo.html