XANDER: Willow, come on!

WILLOW: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!

XANDER: I know it's weird...

WILLOW: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.

XANDER: Look, I was gonna tell you.

WILLOW: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?

XANDER: All right, let's overreact, shall we?

WILLOW: But I'm...

XANDER: Willow, we were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much.

WILLOW: No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me.

• Xander & Cordelia
• Xander & Willow

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/26innocence.html