BUFFY: (sneaking around Wood's office) Now, if I were a sign of being evil, where would I be?

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Uh, Buffy?

BUFFY: Principal Wood. It's you.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: You looking for something?

BUFFY: File folders. And mechanical pencils. Well, I want to write on a file folder with a mechanical pencil.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: The supply cabinet in the outer office has those things.

BUFFY: Oh, this isn't a supply cabinet? My bad. OK. Thanks.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Hey, Buffy...

BUFFY: Yeah?

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Um, what're you doing tonight?

BUFFY: Preparing for tomorrow's counseling sessions.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: No, really.

BUFFY: Watching a reality show about a millionaire.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Well, then, I'd, um? I'd like to take you out to dinner, if that's all right with you. I mean, you don't have to. I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job. (chuckles then suddenly stops) You know, I may have to make up a document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it.

BUFFY: Sure. I'd be happy to have dinner with you.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Great. I'll draw up the paperwork.

• Buffy & Principal Wood
• Funnies

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/136_tran.php