Sunday: we gotta kill some cooler people from The Freshman (Season 4) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Vamp lair. The gang is sorting through Eddie's stuff)
Sunday: (re Eddies' CDs) Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, (sigh) astonishingly boring... we... we have to kill some cooler people. Will somebody remind me?
FatVamp: (Now wearing Eddie's sweater.) You were the one who said pick on the weak ones, thin the herd and all that. Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.
FatVamp: You're such a loser.
Sunday: Hey, words can hurt like a fist.
SpicoliVamp: Hey, check it out.
(He holds up a folded poster.)
Sunday: Well? Do we have a Klimt?
(He opens it.)
Sunday: Yes!
(he carries it over to the wall o' freshman poster shame & staples it up on the Klimt side)
SpicoliVamp: Big score for Klimt! Monet still well in the lead, but look out for team Klimt, coming from behind.
Sunday: Freshmen! Man, they're so predictable.
SpicoliVamp: And you can never eat just one.
FatVamp: Yeah, I'm hungry!
Sunday: What a shock. We eat when I say we eat.
FatVamp: Well, we could hit the tunnels...
Sunday: We eat...
(she vamps out and roars)
Sunday: ...when I say we eat.
FatVamp: God, lighten up.
SpicoliVamp: I think it's funny when you scream... it's like... (he roars) whoa!
Sunday: I gotta get me some better lackeys. I swear, you guys are useless. I shouldn't even take you on the hunt.
FatVamp: Great! Why don't you let dead Eddie get your dinner.
Sunday: That's pretty much the plan.
(She walks past Eddie, who opens his eyes at that moment.)
written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/57freshman.html