JOYCE: Something's gonna eat those babies?

SNYDER: I think that is so wrong.

GILES: (re Nurse) She says she never saw who took them. Dozy cow.

BUFFY: I *know* who took them.

GILES: Well, then let's do something. Let's find the demon and, and... kick the crap out of it.

SNYDER: Is that what happens now?

BUFFY: Yeah, if we knew where they were.

GILES: 'Lurconis dwells beneath the city, filth to filth.'

BUFFY: What?

GILES: Ooo! I know this. Uh... I knew this. 'Lurconis' means... 'glutton'. And we'll find it, um... in the sewers.

JOYCE: The sewers?

SNYDER: Uh, good. You go do that thing with the demon, and I'll stay here in case the babies, you know, uh... find their way back.

JOYCE: The babies must be so scared.

GILES: (to Snyder) You filthy little ponce. Are you afraid of a little demon?

SNYDER: If you want to splash around in the poo, you're the filthy one!

BUFFY: Okay, you know what? Everybody just stop it! (to Snyder) Okay, listen to me. (to Giles) I need help, okay? Giles, I need grownups. These children are gonna die if we don't act now, okay, and think clearly. There is no room for mistakes. Besides which... you guys are just wigging me out.

GILES: Sorry.

JOYCE: We'll behave. (Joyce & Giles hug)

BUFFY: Good. Snyder, go home.

SNYDER: I can do that. (leaves)

BUFFY: Giles, we're going to the sewers. (sees Giles kiss Joyce) And don't do that!

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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