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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Xander to Buffy: will Cordelia like this necklace? from Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
XANDER: (re locket) So, what do you think?
BUFFY: It's nice.
XANDER: But do you think Cordelia will like it?
BUFFY: I don't know.
BUFFY: Does she know what one of these is?
XANDER: Okay, big yuks. When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia?
BUFFY: I'm sorry. But never. I just think you could find somebody more... better.
XANDER: Uh, parallel universe, maybe. Here the only other person I'm interested in is, um... unavailable. Besides, Cordy and I are really getting along. We're not fighting as much, and yesterday we just sat together, not even speakin'. You know, just, uh, enjoying comfortable silence. Man, that was dull.
BUFFY: I'm glad that you guys are getting along. Almost really. And don't stress over the gift.
XANDER: Well, this is new territory for me. I mean, my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.
BUFFY: She'll love it.
XANDER: I wish dating was like slaying: you know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss.
(vampire rises, scuffle ensues, followed by dusting)
BUFFY: Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.
XANDER: Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.
written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/28bewitched.html