(Xander and Anya walk in. Xander lays on the couch and Anya tends to him.)

XANDER: The doctor couldn't figure out was up with me. He said I had a lot of symptoms that didn't connect.

BUFFY: I think they do connect.

XANDER: What, to this chumash spirit vengeance guy?

BUFFY: Didn't you say the chumash got all diseased when they were all holed up in the mission?

WILLOW: Yeah. This has a better account of everything. It lists the various--

XANDER: Various? As in...

WILLOW: Well, the important thing is not to panic.

XANDER: You just recited the mystical panic-causing incantation, so little hope there. Let's talk about the various.

WILLOW: Well, they did suffer from malaria, some smallpox--

ANYA: I was gonna say smallpox.

WILLOW: (Softly mumbly) You know, syphilis, but basically--

XANDER: (In shock.) Syphilis?

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