BUFFY: (to Giles) So, any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?

GILES: Well, I have narrowed it down somewhat.

(He looks down at a table. The camera pans out so we can see the large assortment of books spread out on the table. )

BUFFY: Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.

GILES: Well, you didn't give me much to go on. She-she looks human, so the mug shots aren't any use, and, uh, you can't be more specific about what she's like?

BUFFY: (ponders) She was kinda like Cordelia, actually. I'm pretty sure she dyes her hair.

GILES: Right! That one, of course. Our work is done.

BUFFY: There must be something on her.

XANDER: (melodramatically) The answer is somewhere here. (stares at the book-covered table) It's right in front of us and we're too blind to see it!

(He slams his hand down on the table. Buffy gives him an exasperated look. Giles rolls his eyes. )

XANDER: I'm helping, I'm reading, (sits, whispers) I'm quiet.

• Buffy vs Glory

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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