XANDER: Whoa! It smells like church in here. No, wait... Evil church.

WILLOW: It's just chemistry stuff. An experiment.

XANDER: So you said when you called. Why do I have to be here?

WILLOW: It'll help you on the exam. You're way behind.

XANDER: But that's why you love me, right? Academically dangerous?

WILLOW: Here. Hold this.

XANDER: A feather. And who will I be tickling?

WILLOW: (warningly) Shush. Okay. Bring mixture to a boil...

XANDER: I assume this isn't going to make us late for our evening of bowling magic?

WILLOW: There's no magic! I mean, bowling, yeah. Cordelia and Oz are gonna meet us here later.

XANDER: Can we turn these lights on? Is that a spell book?

WILLOW: No, no, no! Chemistry book.

XANDER: Wait a minute. This is love spell stuff! You're doing a love spell?

WILLOW: No! Of course not! This is a purely scientific... ...de-lusting spell... for us. I thought it would go better if you didn't know.

XANDER: Are you nuts, or have you forgotten that I tend to have bad luck with these sorts of spells?

WILLOW: But you said you wished that these feelings could just go away.

XANDER: Yeah, I wish for a *lot* of things! I told you I wished I was a fireman when we were in sixth grade, but you didn't follow through on that!

WILLOW: I can't do this anymore, Xander! I mean, this whole 'us' thing is... bleagh!

XANDER: So, do you really need to resort to the black arts to keep our hormones in check?

WILLOW: At this point, I'm thinking 'no'.

XANDER: I'm gonna get the lights, clean this place up before they get here and start asking questions.

• Willow's Witchiness
• Xander & Willow

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/42loverswalk.html