TARA: My art appreciation class doesn't start for another twenty minutes, so we've got some time to kill. Um, here. You'll like it, it's very mellow. (Buzzing noise as Buffy looks at an art book)...didn't think she liked my cooking until I realized that that was her yummy face. (smiling) You know how her nose-

BUFFY: What was that?

TARA: What was what?

BUFFY: (confused) Uh ... that, that noise, wh-what was that about, about cooking? Whose yummy face?

TARA: Willow. Wow, you ... really got engrossed in that Renaissance book.

BUFFY: I guess. I ... must have spaced out.

TARA: Oh, I-I do that sometimes. Once, Willow and I were watching "Spongebob Squarepants"... (Buzzing noise again) Buffy? A-are you coming? We're gonna be late for class.

BUFFY: What the f-

(Cut to interior of the van.)

WARREN: (excited) Is it working? Is it doing it?

JONATHAN: Dude, it's doing it.

ANDREW: And it's wicked cool.

(cut to Buffy)

BUFFY: Tara! Tara!

(The classroom doors close in her face; buzzing again)

TARA: Buffy, where have you been? You missed art class.

BUFFY: Missed? Uh, Tara, something freaky's going on, it's like I'm- (sees hands on clock jump forward) Look, there! There! (pointing) Uh, did you see- (looks back, sees Tara's gone) Crap! Tara! Tara, wait! (crawls under table to get away from speed-walking students) That noise. There's something on me.

WARREN: Oh no.

ANDREW: Uh-oh.

JONATHAN: She found it.

ANDREW: Oh, this is bad, this is bad.

JONATHAN: Self-destruct! Self-destruct!

ANDREW: I, I don't know, I-

WARREN: No!

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html