Buffy: Husband? Wife? Not code names?
from As You Were (Season 6)
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SAM: (to Riley) Hey there. (to Buffy) What exactly are you doing with my husband?

BUFFY: (to Riley) Husband? (to Sam) Wife. And ... those aren't code names like Big Dog or Falcon or... I didn't think so.

RILEY: Buffy, meet Sam. Sam, Buffy.

SAM: (sincerely) Pleasure.

BUFFY: Demon. (demon's up)

SAM: (grins) Mine. (attacks it)

BUFFY: She's good.

RILEY: She's a special one.

BUFFY: How long have you been married?

RILEY: Four months almost.

BUFFY: Mazel tov. Any children?

RILEY: Buffy, I meant to tell you. When the time was right. She caught up to us a hell of a lot faster than I would've guessed possible. She does that.

BUFFY: So, you-you guys do this often, you know, the whole ... husband-and-wife tag- team demon fighting thing?

RILEY: Yeah, it's what brought us together. I almost feel sorry for the Suvolte. But not quite. (goes to help Sam)

BUFFY: Call this your wedding gift. (breaks the demon's neck) So, guess that's mission accomplished.

RILEY: She killed it.

SAM: Oh, honey ... That's okay.

BUFFY: Okay? Wait ... you guys have been tracking this thing as a couple for two days straight, and you ... did want it dead, right? Oh.

SAM: Let me guess. Captain Can-Do over here forgot to mention that this was a homing operation. But it's nice to finally meet you, by the way. Knife.

(Riley gives her a large knife.)

BUFFY: What is a homing operation?

RILEY: It's my fault. I should have explained.

BUFFY: That would have saved me some ... trouble.

SAM: (slitting the demon open) Damn. We're too late. Finn ... how could you recruit the Slayer without filling her in on the objective?

BUFFY: That'd be my question.

SAM: (teasing) If we weren't under severe time constraints I'd seriously think about ripping you a new one.

RILEY: (smirking) Stand down, soldier.

BUFFY: He's your boss, too?

SAM: (smirking) Oh, he wishes. We better regroup. Buffy, I hate to impose further, but ... you got a safe house?

BUFFY: I, I have a house. I-I think it's safe. Sometimes you can't even leave.

RILEY: (to Sam) I know the way. (to Buffy) And I'll fill you in. On everything.


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written by: Douglas Petrie; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
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