(Wesley gets on his motorcycle.)

WESLEY: Come on. What are you waiting for?

(Angel holds up pink helmet.)

ANGEL: I-I-I really don't think it's gonna fit.

WESLEY: Of course it will. Put it on.

ANGEL: You know, I-I don't need a helmet for protection.

WESLEY: Angel. It's the law in California. Do you want us to get pulled over?

ANGEL: No.

WESLEY: Then what's the problem?

ANGEL: Well, it-it's just, you know, the whole, visibility issue, not to mention the whole hat-head thing and you know when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies helmet?

WESLEY: Stop being such a wanker and put it on! Looks good. Hop on board, gorgeous.

ANGEL: You'll pay for this.

• Angel & Wesley
• Funnies

written by: Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Ann.. Full transcript at:
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