XANDER: Willow.

WILLOW: (nearly caught about to levitate a book) Xander!

XANDER: How's it going?

WILLOW: Um ... good. I, I, uh, found ... out some stuff about the diamond stolen from the museum. It's called the Illuminata, and there's rumors of it having quasi-mystical quantum properties.

XANDER: Willow, we need to talk.

WILLOW: (nervous) We ... are talking. Well, I'm talking and you're looking at me funny.

XANDER: Is there something you wanna tell me?

WILLOW: It was nothing, I ... I-I didn't slip.

XANDER: Will, nobody's mad. Relapse is a part of recovery, we understand that. We just have to figure a way to fix it.

WILLOW: Fix what?

XANDER: Fix Buffy.

WILLOW: Buffy's broken?

XANDER: Will, you know what I'm talki - You don't know.

XANDER: Rhymes with ... 'blinvisible'?

WILLOW: What?

XANDER: Buffy was in town, leaving the haircutting place, when she suddenly just-

WILLOW: Buffy got her hair cut?

XANDER: (sarcastic) Yeah! Adorable, apparently. I personally couldn't tell, since she's all 'blinvisible.'

WILLOW: And you think I had something to do with this?

XANDER: Uh, no ... not ... (sighs) Well, come on, Will. Some of the spells you've done have caused some weird stuff to happen to each of us at one time or another. And let's not forget the recent forgetting.

WILLOW: Oh. I see, so now when anything nasty happens, I get conveniently blamed for it?

XANDER: No one's blaming!

WILLOW: So ... I guess it wouldn't matter if I just jump off the wagon completely ... since you already think I'm making pit stops.

XANDER: Well, look, if you said you didn't do it - Willow, where you going?

WILLOW: For a walk.

• Willow's Witchiness
• Xander & Willow

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
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