LARRY: What? Talk louder dude.

XANDER: I'm just saying, it's gotta be frustrating, having the secret. You gotta be kinda filling up with resentment, unexpressed rage, just waiting to burst out. Today at lunch...?

LARRY: (overly loud)) What secret? Being gay? Man, I'm out! I'm so out I got my grandma fixing me up with guys.

XANDER: That's uh, nice.

LARRY: But it sounds like, uh, you're having a rough time with it. Look, just do it. That weird Freddy Iverson guy that does the school paper-

XANDER: He's gay?

LARRY: No dude, but I bet he'd put in like a coming out announcement for you. Something tasteful.

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written by: Jane Espenson; . Full transcript at:
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