BUFFY: Look! Look what I found under the meat grinder!

MANNY: Oh my god.

BUFFY: Wanna tell me what's going on?

MANNY: I'm not sure.

BUFFY: Try again.

MANNY: (nervous) Well... there was an accident, maybe six weeks ago, a grinder incident.

BUFFY: Right, but see, *this* isn't six weeks old. This, is new.

MANNY: It is? Oh... well, maybe Gary did come in this morning, or, I don't know, late last night, maybe there was an accident. Got himself to the hospital.

BUFFY: Right. Maybe he's in the hospital. (louder) Or maybe, he's in the grinder! Huh? Huh? Meat process, secret ingredient? Maybe, Gary's on the grill! Or maybe he's under the pickle chips!

MANNY: Buffy. Buffy!

BUFFY: (yells) Stop! Stop! Everyone, you have to stop! Stop eating! No, you can't have this! It's not beef! It's people! The DoubleMeat Medley is people! The meat layer is definitely people! It's people! It's people! Probably not the chickeny part. But who knows? Who! Knows!

WIG LADY: What about the cherry pie?

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/112doublemeatpalace.html