WILLOW: Sorry. I wanted to surprise you.

XANDER: Good job! High marks.

WILLOW: Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before.

XANDER: Yeah, but Will, we were both in footy pajamas.

WILLOW: Xand, I've been thinking.

XANDER: Will, I, I think I know what you've been thinking. But this is all my fault. I cast a spell, and it sort of backfired.

WILLOW: How long have we been friends?

XANDER: A long, long time. Too long to do anything that might change that now.

WILLOW: Well, friendships change all the time. People grow apart. They grow closer.

XANDER: Uh, this is good! How close we are now. I feel very comfortable with this amount of closeness. In fact, I can even back up a few paces and still be happy. (steps back) See?

WILLOW: I want you, Xander... to be my first!

XANDER: Baseman. Please tell me we're talking baseball.

WILLOW: Shhh. We both know it's right.

XANDER: It's not that I don't find you sexy.

WILLOW: Is it Oz? Don't worry about him. He's sweet, but... he's not you.

XANDER: Yes, he is. And you should go to him. 'Cause he's me. I-I don't wanna use force.

WILLOW: Mm. Force is okay!

XANDER: Th-that's it! This has gotta stop. It's time for me to act like a man. And hide. (rushes out)

• Xander & Willow

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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