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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date - and sing in public! from Judgement (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Caritas - Lorne's Club)
LIZ: (a demon, singing) I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. I like it. Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen. Tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in this time and show me some affection. We're going for those pleasures in the night. I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you. Want to squeeze you, please you. I just can't get enough and if you move real slow, I'll let it go! I'm so excited...
CORDELIA: Your stool pigeon feels safe in a Karaoke bar?
WESLEY: In this one he does. It's a sanctuary.
LORNE: (finishes the song together with the lizard demon) Well, move over Pointer Sisters! That was cooking! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Well, I'm gonna have a word with Liz here. Don't go anywhere! Coming right up, Mordar the Bentback will be callin' the tune with a personal favorite of mine. Make him feel welcome!
(Lorne sits)
LORNE: Well, I can see someone's feeling pretty zippy. Liz, I know it's hatching time and you're looking forward to that. But there's more to life than eating your young! Now let me tell you what I see in your aura...
WESLEY: Hello, Merl.
CORDELIA: Cat got your tongue, Merl?
MERL: I don't have a tongue.
CORDELIA: Oh.
MERL: And, uh, keep the bloodsucker away from me.
WESLEY: He can't hurt you in here.
MERL: I know his rep, okay? Hates his own kind. Beating on demons wherever he finds 'em.
ANGEL: Especially when they waste my time.
(Wesley slides envelope to Merl.)
WESLEY: We're looking for the Prio Motu.
MERL: Woah, woah, woah! You've obviously never seen one up close. I mean Prios are stone cold killers. They've got these teeth that'll, uhm... You gotta sweeten this - a whole lot. And keep my name out.
(Wesley pays him again.)
MERL: This Prio you're looking for, he don't like it above ground. So he'll be traveling in one of those sub-tunnels of the Rodondo line. Prios are nasty. Not some big mosquito like you, turns to dust whenever you stake it. Best of luck.
(Angel turns to leave.)
LORNE: Love the coat. It's all about the coat. Welcome to Caritas. You know what that means?
ANGEL: It's Latin for mercy.
LORNE: Smart and cute. How 'bout gracing us with a number?
ANGEL: I don't sing.
LORNE: Neither does Mordar the Bentback! That cat's a foghorn on two legs.
CORDELIA: (to Wesley) Who is this guy?
WESLEY: He's, uh, anagogic.
CORDELIA: Really? He looks like he's eating enough.
WESLEY: Psychic. He's connected to the mystic. When you sing you bare you soul. He sees into it.
LORNE: This isn't about your pipes, bro. It's about your spirit. I can't read you unless you sing!
ANGEL: I don't sing.
CORDELIA: Come on, Angel. I wanna hear you sing.
ANGEL: No.
WESLEY: It would be for a good cause. We might learn something.
ANGEL: Who's the boss here?
LORNE: I know you're feeling smooth, in the groove. Isn't that the thing that comes before a fall?
ANGEL: There are three things I don't do: tan, date - and sing in public!
(Angel walks out.)
LORNE: See you around. How fabulous would I look in that coat?
written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Ann.. Full transcript at:
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