(Spike disguised in the hooded robe of the Fell Brethren, approaches the baby)

SPIKE: Hello, Junior. The name's Spike.

(he picks up the baby)

SPIKE: And lucky for you, I'm on a strict diet.

(Spike turns to leave with the baby, but he's faced with three of the Fell Brethren standing in the doorway.)

FELL LEADER: Place the holy vessel back in the bassinet.

SPIKE: (sighs) Right.

(Spike shrugs off the robe and fights off the brothers' attack while still holding the baby.)

written by: Jeffrey Bell & Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x22_tran.php