XANDER: Now I get Warren being the supervillainy type, but I thought Jonathan completely learned that lesson. I never even heard of this other guy.

WILLOW: You should have seen their headquarters. It was like the nerd natural habitat.

ANYA: Well, if we know where they are, shouldn't we do something?

WILLOW: We tried. Buffy was gonna go in there and bust them on the spot.

XANDER: I'm sensing a 'not so completely.'

WILLOW: Yeah, well, she went in, and then-

ANYA: Speaking of Buffy, isn't she ready? She's gonna be late for her first day.

WILLOW: Hey, respect the narrative flow much?

ANYA: Please continue the story of failure.

WILLOW: So, Buffy went in, but they'd cleared out. And she brought back the stuff that they left... ... spell books, some parchments, (smiling) a couple of rare things, charmed objects, and a conjurer's harp... (snaps out of it) A-and they had other stuff, you know, Razor scooters, and pictures of the Vulcan woman on "Enterprise."

XANDER: (excited) Ooh! (covers) I mean ... nerds.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)
• Willow's Witchiness

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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