WILLOW: I like my new nine-Gig hard drive.

Ted: But you don't love it, 'cause without the DMA upgrade your computer's only half a rocket ship.

WILLOW: Yeah, but who can afford the upgrades?

Ted: Well, you can! I get the demos for free, I don't see why I shouldn't give 'em to you for the same price! Any friend of Buffy's... (Willow squeals with delight)What?

XANDER: Oh, that's the sound she makes when she's speechless with geeker joy. Can I just say, this is the finest pizza *ever* on God's green Earth. What is your secret?

Ted: Well, after you bake it, you fry it in herbs and olive oil, but you gotta use (knocks his pan) a cast-iron skillet. No room for compromise there.

XANDER: Y'know, you should market these things. I mean, you can get two, three hundred bucks apiece!

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/23ted.html