BUFFY: (sings) 'Get the double treat, that's the double sweet, oh it's hard to beat, when the meat meets-' Oh, why can't I get this stupid jingle out of my head?

VAMP: Least of your problems now, little girl.

BUFFY: Wait. (puts burger bag down)

VAMP: Ooookay.

BUFFY: Okay, let's do this. Quickly.

VAMP: What's that smell? Geez, Slayer, is that you?

BUFFY: I've been working!

VAMP: Where, in a slaughterhouse?!

BUFFY: (pouts) Double Meat Palace.

VAMP: Ohhh. You know what? Let's just call it a night. If it's all the same to you, and you've been eating that stuff, I'm not so sure I wanna bite you.

BUFFY: You're dead! You smell like it! How do you get to say I'm the one who's stinky?

VAMP: Really, it's, it's cool, I'll just catch you next time.

(dusted)

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written by: Douglas Petrie; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/115asyouwere.html