ANGELUS: (through the monitor) Awfully quiet up there. I've had time to think, and I've realized something important. Being evil is wrong. I want to be good. I want to be Angel again. You hear me? I'm ready!

GUNN: (tests his flamethrower) I'm ready too, fang boy.

FRED: He knows, doesn't he? That his soul's missing.

GUNN: Probably knew before we did.

FRED: I hope that shaman can help us.

GUNN: That shaman should never have been brought here. Now, instead of just worrying about the big bad Rocky, we got Darth Vampire living in the basement.

FRED: Bringing Angelus was our best chance.

GUNN: That you talking, or Wes?

FRED: You were pushing for it too, Charles.

GUNN: Then maybe I did the wrong thing.

ANGELUS: (through the monitor) Like smacking your girl around? I betcha Wes would never hit her. He's all proper and English. And that accent—Oh, chicks just love a good accent. Makes 'em all buttery in their nether regions. Isn't that right, Fred? You know, I had a bit of an Irish brogue back in the day. If you'd like, I could use it on you when I rape you to death... or—

GUNN: (turns off the monitor) Son of a bitch.

FRED: He's just— It's just words.

GUNN: Yeah.

FRED: And that's the only way he can hurt us. He knows he's never getting out.

• Gunn & Fred
• the life & times of Angelus

written by: Jeffrey Bell & Steven S. DeKnight & Mere Smith; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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