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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| (Sjornjost, 880) Aud & Olaf's happy home from Selfless (Season 7) | Next Clip in Episode |
(in sub-titles)
TITLE CARD: Sjornjost, 880.
OLAF: Aud! Sweet, beautiful Aud! I am so hungry, I could eat a small child!
ANYA: Olaf! Are you injured? You smell of blood and musk.
OLAF: Fear not! It takes more than a band of minor trolls to bring down the mighty Olaf!
ANYA: Trolls!
OLAF: Oh! They are wretched creatures indeed. The mere thought of them makes me bend at the knee and flex!
ANYA: Sweetheart, please sit down. Allow me to tend to you.
OLAF: I am fine. Really. I could go for some mead, though.
ANYA: Certainly.
OLAF: Is it my imagination, or do we have substantially more rabbits in this house today?
ANYA: Oh, they breed so quickly that it's?
OLAF: All this talk of breeding... it makes me want to breed!
ANYA: Honey, of course. But here?drink your mead first.
OLAF: Ah, yes. Mead.
ANYA: The rapid reproductive rate of our rabbits...has given me an idea. I can give the excess out to the townspeople, exchanging them not for goods or services, but for goodwill and the sense of accomplishment that stems from selflessly giving of yourself to others.
OLAF: Ha, ha, ha! Sweet Aud! Your logic is insane and happenstance, like that of a troll. It is no wonder that the bar matrons talk of you.
ANYA: You've been to the bar...
OLAF: It is not my fault they don't take kindly to you. You speak your mind, and are annoying. It's one of the things I love most about you.
ANYA: Was Rannveig there?
OLAF: Bah! I've told you a thousand times; I have no interest in this Rannveig. Her hips are large and load bearing, like a Baltic woman. Your hips are narrow, like a Baltic woman from a slightly more arid region. You are my perfect Aud. I could never want for another.
ANYA: I am sorry. I simply love you so much...I feel as though I could burst at times...I could not live without you.
OLAF: Fear not, sweet Aud, you will always be my beautiful girl.
written by: Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/127_tran.php