XANDER: You girls need a lift?

BUFFY: What is this?

XANDER: What do you mean, what is it? It's my *thing*.

WILLOW: Your thing?

XANDER: (emphatically) My *thing*!

BUFFY: (frowns uncertainly) Is this a penis metaphor?

XANDER: (sighs heavily) It's my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. I'm Car Guy. Guy with the car.

WILLOW: How can you afford it?

XANDER: Uncle Roary stacked up the DUIs, let me rent this bad boy till he's mobile again.

BUFFY: Well, i-it's nice.

XANDER: Could you sound a little less enthused?

BUFFY: Sorry.

WILLOW: Evil.

XANDER: Big?

BUFFY: Biggest.

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/47zeppo.html