BUFFYBOT: You don't seem very well.

GLORY: Your little witchbitch gave me kind of a headache there. But if you think this is gonna last more than eight seconds...

BUFFYBOT: I notice that you're talking, whereas in your position I would attack me.

MINION #1: Oh most sweaty-naughty-feelings- causing one, should we --

GLORY: Go guard the girl! This is a... a...

MINION #1 Diversionary tactic?

GLORY: Go! Guard!

BUFFYBOT: It's strange, you're not as blurry with speed as usual, either.

GLORY: The witch ...

BUFFYBOT: It's not her.

(she reveals the Dagon Sphere)

BUFFYBOT: It might be this... I heard it's supposed to repel you. So my guess is that you probably shouldn't touch it either.

(tosses it at her)

GLORY: You're gonna wish --

(they fight. Meanwhile, The minions and crazies gathered around the stairs mutter and look around nervously as the fight continues.)

MINION 1: Stand fast! Kill anyone who dares approach! This will be our day of Glory!

MINION 2: Well punned.

MINION 1: Well, it just called out to me.

(Spike shoots the minion with a crossbow, and he Giles and Anya begin a fight with them, as Buffy and Glory continue to fight nearby)

(...)

GLORY: You know what? I'm feeling a little better. And now I'm a little bored.

BUFFYBOT: Oh, I'm sorry, cause you're about to --

(Glory kicks her head off, revealing that this was in fact BuffyBot and not Buffy)

GLORY: Hmm! Wow... the Slayer's a robot! Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?

BUFFY: You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?

• Buffy vs Glory
• BuffyBot

written by: Joss Whedon; I modified text from Rayne's shooting script to match televised version & my formatting.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/100thegift.html