OZ: There's something about you that's causing me to hug you. (teasingly) It's like I have no will of my own.

WILLOW: Where were you yesterday?

OZ: Mm... We got back late, sort of very.

WILLOW: (perplexed) We? Who? Where?

OZ: The band. We had a gig in Monterey Sunday night.

WILLOW: (distressed) Oh, you did? How come I didn't know?

OZ: (surprised) I thought you did.

WILLOW: (hurt) Maybe I would have liked to go.

OZ: Didn't figure you for missing school.

WILLOW: (disappointed) You think I'm boring.

OZ: I'd call that a radical interpretation of the text. We're playing tonight at the Bronze.

WILLOW: (apologetically) I can't. I have too much homework.

OZ: (invitingly) If you get done early...

• Willow & Oz

written by: Joss Whedon; . Full transcript at:
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