(note: the following scene happens entirely in Angel's head)

ANGEL: I don't get this.

WESLEY: What?

ANGEL: How is it a sword from the third century is conveniently located here in Los Angeles?

CORDELIA: I don't think it is. I mean, I get the impression that somehow it's accessible from like 100 points all over the world.

CONNOR: How's that work?

CORDELIA: I don't know. I just get the visions, not the Cliff's Notes.

WESLEY: (gestures to an opening in the wall) Over there. What's that?

CORDELIA: A way down.

ANGEL: It's a steep grade down there. Gonna have to take it a little slow...watch our steps and stay... (Connor walks forward between Angel and Cordelia and goes inside) together.

CORDELIA: Connor.

CONNOR: Found something.

ANGEL: Easy. Easy.

(Close-up of a ribbon hanging from the ceiling with a little bell attached to it. There's hundreds of them in the corridor ahead.)

CORDELIA: What are those? Holiday decorations left over from some S&M bondage party?

(Angel jingles one of the bells, triggering a booby-trap: a dozen wooden stakes spring out from the walls.)

ANGEL: Wood. Why'd it have to be wood?

WESLEY: We have to pass through the corridor without ringing any of the bells.

CORDELIA: (looking down at her chest) Oh, I knew you two would get me in trouble some day.

(they enter the minefield)

WESLEY: Cordelia, freeze. Your sleeve.

(they all get through, except for Wes, who nudges a bell as he's almost out)

ANGEL: Move!

(Angel pushes Wes to safety)

• Funnies

written by: David Fury and Steven S. DeKnight; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/76_tran.php