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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Wesley to Cordelia: Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on the blade! from I've Got You Under My Skin (Season 1) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Angel inspects a knife that Wesley has laid on the kitchen table in front of him.)
ANGEL: Mark of Kekfadlorem. I’ve heard of it, never seen it.
WESLEY: A knife with that mark is the only way to kill a Kek demon. Could be very useful.
ANGEL: Especially if Kek demons weren’t extinct.
WESLEY: They are? Oh dear. Well, perhaps there's one out there hibernating, aye? Ready to awaken at any moment and embark on a grisly rampage.
ANGEL: I’ll keep my fingers crossed.
(Timer buzzes.)
CORDELIA: They’re done! Nobody touch.
ANGEL: (to Wesley) She’s making brownies.
WESLEY: Oh, is that what I smell? (Quietly to Angel) I thought I'd tracked something in.
CORDELIA: The recipe was handed down to me by my mother, who got it from her housekeeper. Plus, I improvised a little. You’re gonna love 'em!
WESLEY: Me? Doesn’t Angel have to...get to try any?
CORDELIA: They're brownies, full of nutty goodness, not red blood cells.
WESLEY: Oh, I wasn’t thinking. (Aside to Angel) More a drinker than an eater, I suppose.
CORDELIA: (having trouble cutting the brownies) Maybe if he’d branch out into the solids, he’d keep a decent knife around.
(Cordy picks up the demon dagger still laying on the table and starts to cut the brownies with it.)
WESLEY: That is not appropriate! It’s for killing extinct demons! Angel, make her stop.
ANGEL: Cordelia...
WESLEY: That blade is very old. Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it!
CORDELIA: Corrosive effect?
ANGEL: Cordelia, just put down the very sharp knife.
WESLEY (to Cordy): Well, they don’t smell right.
CORDELIA: I think Mr. Too-much-cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
ANGEL: Cordelia, Doyle! (Wesley and Cordy turn to look at him) I mean, uhm – Wesley. Wesley. Let’s just, uhm... no more fighting, alright?
written by: David Greenwalt & Jeanine Renshaw; Original transcript by anoymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/14_tran.shtml