(Wes & Fred search a lab, Fred is all giggly and smiling, keeps falling all over Wes)

WESLEY: Lorne's sleep should be in here... somewhere.

FRED: Lorne's sleep. Looking for Lorne's sleep. You know, I think we have pretty interesting lives.

WESLEY: I'd say that's true, given the average—

FRED: And I'm having such a good time right now. We should do stuff like this more often. You know, just hang out like we used to. Friend stuff.

WESLEY: Absolutely. Frankly, I always— I always thought we'd be better friends than we are.

FRED: Oh, we should be. Let's be better friends than we are right now.

WESLEY: Great.

FRED: You know, share stuff, talk to each other, tell each other what we're thinking.

WESLEY: Yes, that would be—I would—

FRED: It would be nice. We could be confidantes. Confiding confidentially.

WESLEY: (Whispers in Fred's ear) I've been wanting to do that for some time now.

FRED: (Giggling, whispers in Wesley's ear) What do you think of Knox?

(Wes is suddenly a whole lot closer to sober)

• Fred & Knox
• Wesley & Fred

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x05_tran.php