WILLOW: Buffy!

Owen: Look at this! You show up everywhere. Interesting.

XANDER: You don't know the half of it. (points at Angel) What's he doing here?

ANGEL: I guess it's the same thing you're doin' here.

BUFFY: Uh, excuse me, what are *any* of you doing here?

XANDER: Look, we gotta get to, uh... (Willow kicks him) Uhhhh. We thought it'd be fun if, uh, we made this a double date!

(Willow and Xander put their arms around each other.)

BUFFY: I didn't know you guys were seeing each other.

WILLOW: Oh, yeah, well, we knew it would happen eventually, so we figured, hey! Why fight it?

Owen: And you guys are thinking double?

XANDER: 'Cause of... (laughs nervously) ...the fun!

Owen: (to Angel) And you're here because of work?

XANDER: Hey, maybe we should all go somewhere together.

BUFFY: Gee, that's so nice of you to ask, but Owen and I were, well, sort of... Owen and I.

XANDER: You know what'd be cool? The Sunnydale Funeral Home!

WILLOW: (emphasizing) I've always wanted to go there!

BUFFY: The funeral home?

Owen: Actually, that sounds kinda cool! Do you think we could all sneak in?

XANDER: We saw some guys in there before. They seemed to be (pointedly to Buffy) having fun!

BUFFY: (to herself) Bite me! (to Owen) Um, Owen, I gotta go.

Owen: I thought we were going to the funeral home.

BUFFY: No, you can't. I'll tell you what. I'll be back in a little while.

Owen: Buffy... (leads her away) What's the deal? Do you wanna bail on me?

BUFFY: No! No... no... uh... You remember when you said I was like two different people? Well, one of them has to go. But the other one is having a really, really good time, and will come back. I promise.

(Owen just nods his head and watches her go. She comes back and lays a kiss on him.)

Owen: (to Angel) She's the strangest girl!

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/05never.html