WARREN: I think we have a lot to feel good about. We got the money. We got the lair. And our one loose end has been taken care of ... by the Slayer. (test flame thrower) Flamethrower's up.

ANDREW: Periscope's working. It looks like your mom's weeding tulips again.

JONATHAN: Action figures? Fully deployed.

ANDREW: I still can't believe it. We did it! We can do anything. We could stay up all night if we wanna.

WARREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa don't get all crazy on us, Andrew.

ANDREW: I was only saying.

JONATHAN: What are we gonna do about Buffy? You know sooner or later, the Slayer's gotta come after us.

ANDREW: Bring her on.

WARREN: We could, uh, we could hypnotize her.

ANDREW: Make her our willing sex bunny.

JONATHAN: I'm putting that on the list!

ANDREW: Is this the life or what?

WARREN: Mm.

ANDREW: I mean, here we got all the stuff we ever wanted... and we didn't even have to...

WARREN: Earn it?

ANDREW: Exactamundo.

JONATHAN: It's true, my friends. The way I see it ... life is like an interstellar journey. Some people go into hypersleep and travel at sub-light speeds... ...only to get where they're going after years of struggle, toil and hard, hard work. We, on the other hand ...

ANDREW: Blast through the space-time continuum in a wormhole?

JONATHAN: Gentlemen ... crime is our wormhole.

ANDREW: But ... everyone knows... if the width of a wormhole cavity is a whole number of wavelengths, plus a fraction of that wavelength? The coinciding particle activity collapses the infrastructure.

WARREN: Dude. Don't be a geek.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Douglas Petrie and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/104flooded.html