ANYA: Why not?

TORG: You have the nerve to ask me that?

ANYA: Come on, Torg, that was like a lifetime ago.

TORG: Three, but who's counting. You broke my heart, Anyanka.

ANYA: Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have a heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, half a brain maybe, but no heart.

TORG: Don't mock this. The night we spent together was...important to me.

ANYA: It was one date. And it wasn't even a date. We just happened to be invited to the same massacre, and?and you hit on me after I had a few...

TORG: I remember, you wore pink.

ANYA: Those were entrails.

GILES: I'm sorry, perhaps we could skip the nostalgia? (Anya glares at him) Sorry, no, no, carry on.

ANYA: OK, Torg, look, you open this tiny little gateway to the Beljoxa's Eye for me, and I'll? You and I will go? I'll have sex with you again.

TORG: Ugh, please, you're human. The way you look now, I wouldn't touch you for all the kittens in Korea.

ANYA: You're rejecting my offer of sexual bribery? (to Giles) What am I, a leper in this town? I can't even give it away!

TORG: Come back when you *are* a leper.

GILES: Um, perhaps this might change your mind. You help us, and the slayer won't kill your clientele and burn your establishment to the ground.

TORG: Ek'vola mok't Beljoxa do'kar. (to Anya) There's your stinking gateway, Anyanka. Don't let it hit you on the way out.

ANYA: (to Giles) It's the hair, right? Not attractive?

GILES: Come on.

ANYA: Buckle up.

ANYA: God, I hate this place. GILES: Where's the Beljoxa's Eye?

BELJOXA'S EYE: Here. ANYA: Ah! Oh, (waves) Hi.

• Anya's Demon heritage
• Funnies

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/133_tran.php