Gage: (to himself) What a psycho bitch, man.

Angelus: Gotta be talking about Buffy.

Gage: How'd you know?

Angelus: Uh, she and I... had this thing once. Biggest mistake of my life.

Gage: Yeah. My condolences, dude.

Angelus: She's a real head-tripper.

Gage: Tell me about it. Girl acts like she's God's gift or something.

Angelus: Who is she? The Chosen One?

Gage: Exactly.

Angelus: You know, what she really needs is for someone to really knock her down off her notches.

Gage: Yeah, that'd be sweet. Anyone in mind?

Angelus: You're in luck, my friend. Just so happens... (in game face)...I'm recruiting.

Gage: No! Ah! Somebody! Help! Ah! Help! Ah! Ah! Get him off me! Help! Ah!

(Buffy arrives, prepares to stake Angelus with a wooden hair-pick, letting her hair down in the process)

Angelus: Why, Miss Summers! You're beautiful!

(leaves)

Gage: Oh. Was that the thing that killed Cameron?

BUFFY: No. That was something else.

Gage: (confused) S-something else?

BUFFY: Yeah. Unfortunately, we have a lot of something elses in this town. Good night. (goes)

Gage: Hey! (laughs nervously) Walk me home?

• the life & times of Angelus

written by: David Fury & Elin Hampton; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/32gofish.html