Marcus to Angel: As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire. from Carpe Noctem (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
JACKSON: Hey. What the hell are you doing out of bed? You trying to bust loose again, ain't you? Damn, Marcus - you don't quit, do you? Do want to have another heart attack?
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Look - I can't really explain this, but I *need* to get out of here. Just - don't turn me in.
JACKSON: Not gonna have to. Your kid was signing in at reception when I came down.
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: My kid?
JACKSON: M-hm.
(Angel turns and sees Marcus in his body, talking to Ryan at the other end of the lobby.)
MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Hi, dad.
(Angel tries to flee, shuffling away, but Marcus easily tracks him and is unphased when Angel hits him over the head with a shuffleboard staff)
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: So, I guess you finally found a body that won't burn out, huh, Marcus?
MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Looks like.
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Only one way you can keep it though, right? You got to kill yourself!
MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Mmm! I can live with that!
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: You sure? I don't think you *really* know what you're getting into.
MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Oh, I know what I'm getting into. *You're* the one that doesn't seem to know what you had. As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire. Vampires don't *help* people, you *moron* - they kill 'em! Here, let me show you.
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: You may have the attitude, and you may have the power - but there is one thing you don't have, and never will: friends.
(The shot widens to reveal Cordy, Fred, Wes and Gunn walking in through the door behind Angel)
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Four of them, standing behind you with big, heavy things.
MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Guys! It's about time. It's *him* - he's the one who's been casting that spell.
CORDELIA: You're Angel? With *that* cologne? I don't think so.
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Don't stake him.
(fight. Cordelia ends up tazering Marcus into unconsciousness)
CORDELIA: God, I love technology. (to Angel) Are you alright?
ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: I gotta pee.
written by: Scott Murphy; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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