Marcus to Angel: As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire.
from Carpe Noctem (Season 3)
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JACKSON: Hey. What the hell are you doing out of bed? You trying to bust loose again, ain't you? Damn, Marcus - you don't quit, do you? Do want to have another heart attack?

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Look - I can't really explain this, but I *need* to get out of here. Just - don't turn me in.

JACKSON: Not gonna have to. Your kid was signing in at reception when I came down.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: My kid?

JACKSON: M-hm.

(Angel turns and sees Marcus in his body, talking to Ryan at the other end of the lobby.)

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Hi, dad.

(Angel tries to flee, shuffling away, but Marcus easily tracks him and is unphased when Angel hits him over the head with a shuffleboard staff)

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: So, I guess you finally found a body that won't burn out, huh, Marcus?

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Looks like.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Only one way you can keep it though, right? You got to kill yourself!

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Mmm! I can live with that!

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: You sure? I don't think you *really* know what you're getting into.

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Oh, I know what I'm getting into. *You're* the one that doesn't seem to know what you had. As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire. Vampires don't *help* people, you *moron* - they kill 'em! Here, let me show you.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: You may have the attitude, and you may have the power - but there is one thing you don't have, and never will: friends.

(The shot widens to reveal Cordy, Fred, Wes and Gunn walking in through the door behind Angel)

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Four of them, standing behind you with big, heavy things.

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Guys! It's about time. It's *him* - he's the one who's been casting that spell.

CORDELIA: You're Angel? With *that* cologne? I don't think so.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Don't stake him.

(fight. Cordelia ends up tazering Marcus into unconsciousness)

CORDELIA: God, I love technology. (to Angel) Are you alright?

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: I gotta pee.


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