(Angel and Lorne enter the library through a door with a 'basement access' sign.)

ANGEL: Where'd you learn how to drive?

LORNE: Just now in your car. Not bad for a beginner, huh?

ANGEL: What? You nearly got us killed four times.

LORNE: Someone had to drive. You weren't exactly qualified, huddled under the blanket in back, hiding from the sun. I better stick to the shadows and think of something to say should we happen upon a comely co-ed.

ANGEL: Tell her you're the new school mascot. Wait here.

ANGEL: (brings back some books) Here we go. Yearbook, student/faculty publications going back for the past five years. Lets see if we can't find your little madman bent on destroying the universe.

LORNE: I like to think of him as *our* little madman. That's just me, team player, you know?

(As Lorne puts the book back on the shelf and turns to follow Angel, we see one of the raccoon-eyed demons standing on the other side of the stack.)

• Angel & Lorne (the Host)
• Funnies

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